The World Vs Richard Young

Markus: civil engineer and general poopypants extraordinaire. What can be said of a man who walks among men as a cheese does among mice (not very well, cheese is not exactly known for its pride, nor it's existence of legs, it's for it's pretentiousness.), with many nibbles and ogling eyes. Without a careful eye on him it is simple to lose him within the crowd of the marketplace, such celebrities constantly find themselves swarmed by randoms. But not markus. He, unlike this paragraph, made sense. Everyone around him sensed it to, and he began gathering up the cents lying on the ground, making it even harder to see him above the hats of the people surrounding him clearly getting over excited for the kings of Leon concert which was about to begin.


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Typing the tedious numbers into the computer, you accidently add an extra zero to the current year, and just like that not only has time changed forever and you are ten thousand years older, but every person you knew during your lifetime is dead, and have since disintegrated into the ground, and no, they wont become the grass, and no, the gazelles will not eat the grass, and no, the circle of life is not happening. its 10000 years in the future and every living thing on the earth has died through some freak toilet malfunction. no you arent going to save the world, the world is done.